Taghatdid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish hedgehog.

Taghatdid created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Taghatdid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Taghatdid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Taghatdid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Taghatdid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing stockings.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Learn four new languages a year.
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