Flowbeghathanbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish otter.

Flowbeghathanbut created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbeghathanbut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowbeghathanbut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flowbeghathanbut's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flowbeghathanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Flowbeghathanbut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing purple shoes.

5. You must love Flowbeghathanbut.