Yamhinlin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent fish.

Yamhinlin created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhinlin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamhinlin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Yamhinlin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yamhinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to monkeys while wearing gray boots.

3. Never bounce near horses.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bananas.