Pagvagjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying fairy.

Pagvagjen created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagvagjen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagvagjen, she will cry a lot.

Pagvagjen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pagvagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention goats.