Tofneltig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow bee.

Tofneltig created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofneltig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tofneltig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tofneltig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tofneltig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Always look after injured bats.