Tofneltig is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow
bee.
Tofneltig created a photon two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tofneltig, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tofneltig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Tofneltig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Tofneltig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dwarf planets.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never chant in holy places.
4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
5. Always look after injured bats.