Minfomrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent fairy.

Minfomrig created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfomrig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Minfomrig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Minfomrig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Minfomrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Minfomrig.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Always obey Minfomrig's priests.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Minfomrig on top of important buildings.
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