Nakladhin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating troll.

Nakladhin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakladhin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakladhin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nakladhin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nakladhin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Retreat if three bats approach from the south.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.