Cidstigfem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering bear.

Cidstigfem created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidstigfem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidstigfem, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cidstigfem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cidstigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.