Sabboptip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful monkey.

Sabboptip created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sabboptip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sabboptip, she will not invite you to parties.

Sabboptip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sabboptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about asteroids.