Venraprow is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, smart guinea pig.

Venraprow created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Venraprow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Venraprow, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Venraprow's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Venraprow's Holy Commandments

1. Put Venraprow first in all things.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Venraprow in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Venraprow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.