Ratfomnakdamfom Fobjabwod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering shark.

Ratfomnakdamfom Fobjabwod created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratfomnakdamfom Fobjabwod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratfomnakdamfom Fobjabwod, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ratfomnakdamfom Fobjabwod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ratfomnakdamfom Fobjabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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