Benbarnkar is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring
dog.
Benbarnkar created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benbarnkar, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Benbarnkar, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Benbarnkar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Benbarnkar's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never wear coats.
4. Hide if six manatees approach from the south.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.