Watgessxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying turtle.

Watgessxuc created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgessxuc, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Watgessxuc, it will ignore you.

Watgessxuc's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Watgessxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Watgessxuc loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Learn six new languages a year.