Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able jackal.

Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab, she will make you grow a tail.

Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Wadnutgigzog Wabstansoglopbimrotfab loves birds, so they must be respected.