Vabdutbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless weasel.

Vabdutbass created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdutbass, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabdutbass, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vabdutbass' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vabdutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.