Sandbestvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest unicorn.

Sandbestvol created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbestvol, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandbestvol, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sandbestvol's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sandbestvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. You must pray to Sandbestvol four times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sandbestvol.