Targlaphad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, wise centaur.

Targlaphad created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlaphad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targlaphad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Targlaphad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Targlaphad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Targlaphad's priests.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.