Cunmumgad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud capybara.

Cunmumgad created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cunmumgad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cunmumgad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cunmumgad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cunmumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to doves while wearing blue trousers.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.