Gatfethivfas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent clam.

Gatfethivfas created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gatfethivfas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatfethivfas, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gatfethivfas' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gatfethivfas' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gatfethivfas.

2. Do not take Gatfethivfas' name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatfethivfas.

4. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

5. Respect your elders.