Mifbanmap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient clam.

Mifbanmap created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifbanmap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifbanmap, he will turn you into a dog.

Mifbanmap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mifbanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never eat bark.