Kimvegwod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring wren.

Kimvegwod created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimvegwod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimvegwod, it will remove you from existence.

Kimvegwod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kimvegwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Hide from orange ants for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.