Lablibduss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able turtle.

Lablibduss created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablibduss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lablibduss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lablibduss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lablibduss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never feed lots of corn to birds while wearing turquoise tights.