Hubxenrat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful cobra.

Hubxenrat created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubxenrat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubxenrat, she will be very sad.

Hubxenrat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hubxenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hubxenrat loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed carrots to eagles while wearing dresses.