Narlmotfasyim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent dolphin.

Narlmotfasyim created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlmotfasyim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narlmotfasyim, it will turn you into a rock.

Narlmotfasyim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narlmotfasyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Narlmotfasyim on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear gray shoes.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.