Bigkoncud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever tortoise.

Bigkoncud created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Bigkoncud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bigkoncud, she will turn you into a mole.

Bigkoncud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bigkoncud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bigkoncud six times a day.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.