Gigdidladkomjipcippan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless fly.

Gigdidladkomjipcippan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigdidladkomjipcippan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gigdidladkomjipcippan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gigdidladkomjipcippan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gigdidladkomjipcippan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigdidladkomjipcippan.

4. Hide if four mice approach from the east.

5. Always obey Gigdidladkomjipcippan's priests.