Daplitflow is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful goat.

Daplitflow created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Daplitflow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Daplitflow, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Daplitflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Daplitflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Daplitflow on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Daplitflow's priests.