Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane wren.

Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit's priests.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Put Nurlkanfad Sisquimboss Pagmabsit first in all things.