Cibfomvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering sheep.

Cibfomvol created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfomvol, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cibfomvol, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cibfomvol's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cibfomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Cibfomvol three times a day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibfomvol.