Cibyakcun Ragweecen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome lobster.

Cibyakcun Ragweecen created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibyakcun Ragweecen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibyakcun Ragweecen, it will not care.

Cibyakcun Ragweecen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cibyakcun Ragweecen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cibyakcun Ragweecen eight times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibyakcun Ragweecen.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.