Buddosslam Nadarftap Weggensit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, calm hedgehog.

Buddosslam Nadarftap Weggensit created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Buddosslam Nadarftap Weggensit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buddosslam Nadarftap Weggensit, he will turn you into a slug.

Buddosslam Nadarftap Weggensit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Buddosslam Nadarftap Weggensit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never eat bark.