Loglentik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving troll.

Loglentik created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loglentik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loglentik, it will turn you into a puffin.

Loglentik's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Loglentik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loglentik.