Vidhivfas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing porpoise.

Vidhivfas created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhivfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vidhivfas, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vidhivfas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vidhivfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Put Vidhivfas first in all things.

3. Do not keep nine swans in a large pit.

4. Never sit near mice.

5. Never eat bark.