Somhadyat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust eagle.

Somhadyat created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Somhadyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Somhadyat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Somhadyat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Somhadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven goats approach from the south.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.