Arnbamwee is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring naga.

Arnbamwee created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Arnbamwee, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arnbamwee, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arnbamwee's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Arnbamwee's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.