Veenquamnad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane dugong.

Veenquamnad created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenquamnad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenquamnad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Veenquamnad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Veenquamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.