Garvolciss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable wasp.

Garvolciss created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Garvolciss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Garvolciss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Garvolciss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Garvolciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never talk about stars.