Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm badger.

Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog, he will cry a lot.

Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ditdodtafnangessnarlbog on top of all buildings.