Ruttfablib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful fly.

Ruttfablib created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfablib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttfablib, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttfablib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ruttfablib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Ruttfablib.

3. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your chest brown.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.