Fudban is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous swan.

Fudban created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudban, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudban, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fudban's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fudban's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fudban in the centre of the settlement.