Rapkomvog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair wasp.

Rapkomvog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkomvog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rapkomvog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Rapkomvog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rapkomvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shoes.

2. Never leap in the presence of swans.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.