Homarnhog is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, benevolent
dog.
Homarnhog created Asia eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Homarnhog, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Homarnhog, it will destroy your home solar system.
Homarnhog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Homarnhog's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never think ill of sick mice.
3. Always help seals in need.
4. Do not eat lentils.
5. Always treat cats with great respect.