Homarnhog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent dog.

Homarnhog created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homarnhog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homarnhog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Homarnhog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Homarnhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.