Fosszenkam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable slug.

Fosszenkam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fosszenkam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fosszenkam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fosszenkam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fosszenkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.