Bogmit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind fish.

Bogmit created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogmit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogmit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Bogmit first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogmit.

5. Never hurt moths.