Vancedvadvin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful butterfly.

Vancedvadvin created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vancedvadvin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vancedvadvin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vancedvadvin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vancedvadvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Never hop in the presence of pigs.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. You must never eat lemons.