Cussfidjam is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish
naga.
Cussfidjam created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cussfidjam, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Cussfidjam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Cussfidjam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Cussfidjam's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Cussfidjam's priests.
2. Do not eat bread.
3. Do not dye your hair purple.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.