Cussfidjam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish naga.

Cussfidjam created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfidjam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cussfidjam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cussfidjam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cussfidjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cussfidjam's priests.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.