Futtitduss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciful dingo.

Futtitduss created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futtitduss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Futtitduss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Futtitduss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Futtitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Futtitduss loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.