Nadditort Sogratpig is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, merciful
fox.
Nadditort Sogratpig created snails nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadditort Sogratpig, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nadditort Sogratpig, it will be very unhappy.
Nadditort Sogratpig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Nadditort Sogratpig's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Do not wear platinum on your body.
3. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing magenta dresses and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.