Godlabdun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage octopus.

Godlabdun created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godlabdun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godlabdun, she will remove you from existence.

Godlabdun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Godlabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Run away if six squirrels approach from the east.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Godlabdun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.