Gigkikteen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented penguin.

Gigkikteen created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigkikteen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigkikteen, it will cry a lot.

Gigkikteen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gigkikteen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never think about enzymes.