Gigkikteen is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented
penguin.
Gigkikteen created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigkikteen, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gigkikteen, it will cry a lot.
Gigkikteen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Gigkikteen's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. You must never eat turnips.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity.
5. Never think about enzymes.